I’d consider adding to this, but Vonnegut did just fine without my help.
â??Harrison Bergeron, age fourteen,â? she said in a grackle squawk, â??has just escaped from jail, where he was held on suspicion of plotting to overthrow the government. He is a genius and an athlete, is underâ??handicapped, and should be regarded as extremely dangerous.â?
Throw off your bags.